Julia, 19, taken by my Geoffrey, in LCNE to be a mortician. Shy, but pretty fly. (:
Scranton forever. Middletown resident.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
Oops.
lolololol
Yeah, tell the atheist to thank the lord now that they are homeless.
you know those super thin white pieces of paper that go on pads with wings?
my boyfriend found one on my floor and goes
“why do you have rolling paper?”
IM SCREAMING
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.
i want this when im older & stable.
The dog the fucking dog
My future :’3
Aww this is going to be me, my husband and my Oreo!
(Source: katiebookqueen)
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles)
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about